Beta Kids ==> Rise Up
THANK YOU FOR THE 3K+ FOLLOWS!! UwU <333
wow yes
Fuck you
How do you get that perfect crease in your damn hair
hair doesn’t do thaT STOP
oh yeah you’re fancy parting it on the side
where the fuck is your forehead oh my god
okay this girl’s not doing it but holY SHIT is that a fucking WHALE leaping gracefully across the sky dude girl stop being emo for a sec there is a FUCKING WHALE FLYING ACROSS THE GREAT BLUE YONDER IF YOU WOULD JUST TURN YOUR HEAD
constellation-of-kasterburous:
100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on.
this is the best story
Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc
This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.
omfg WIENER SCHNITZEL! this is killing me xDDD Oktoberfest!!! xDDDD











